Tuesday, March 18, 2008

You Know Who You Are.

Anyone who rattles off phrases like "the fetid litterbox of his deranged and hostile cats" with such effortless abandon can wax my balls any time. Even if they got the whole bathrobe thing completely wrong.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Bitter pills today said...

I would ask for an explanation but I fear it would open a hole from the reality that you 'live' in and the one with the rest of us in it.

March 18, 2008 at 3:59 PM  
Anonymous Mary said...

You know, when I need to get my nether bits groomed and polished to a soft sheen, I just call my favourite local spa and get an appointment that fits my schedule. But maybe this random shout-out on your blog will work for you.

P.S. Sugaring is less painful than waxing. Trust me.

March 18, 2008 at 8:16 PM  
Blogger SpeakerToManagers said...

Waxing poetic, eh?

March 19, 2008 at 2:57 AM  
Anonymous Subspace said...

I don't really know who I am, to be honest.

March 22, 2008 at 12:22 AM  
Blogger Peter Watts said...

Maybe not. But the facade is just about perfect.

March 23, 2008 at 7:18 PM  

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